Beeb-Beeb... Ima robot :D

-Howdy derpies! :D

The CatRon-200

Today, Blu has made us a brand new friend.
=Well yes! It's called the CatRon-200.
-Wow! It looks liek a real cat! How u can build these things? O-O.
=Haha! Simple! Now CatRon, show us what you can do! *clicks the button*.
CR: Beep! Beep! Pleasure 2 meet u. Boop!
-Haha! I c it knows how 2 talk, eh? xD.
=Yes! CR200 is the best technology in this year! And I really did pay alot of these parts... :T.
-Heh... So, I'd welcome u here CR200.
CR: Bleep! Ty, my dear friend! Boop!
-Tehee... Well, I'm off 2 read. Ty 4 showing this, Blu! :D.
=No problem, Derpy! :)

Meet Goldie! :D

Goldie the popper

Hai Derpies! xD

-Today, we have got a new friendie right 'ere! :D
G: Ty Derpy! *pop pop*
-Uum... Where does dat POP sound come from? O.o
G: Oh... sry. It's just me popping this bubble wrap :D
-Oh... Right xD.
G: So uuh... Would u liek some bubble wrap? xD
-Nu ty xD.
G: xDD.
-Anyway... Make urself liek home.
=Oh! A new quest? May I take a peace of your fur? :P
G: S-Sure even if I have n... OUCH!
-Tehee... This is Bluepaw, the sientist. She lieks 2 get some DNA's....
G: I see that... Oww... mah poor tail... :c
=Don't worry! I'll just take a DNA test and then you will get your fur back.
-Uum... Blue? Why would any1 want their already away taken fur back? ):T.
G: Ya... Id want my taken fur back :T.
=Anyway I'll go take the DNA.
-Well uuh...  Nvm that thinkie and BAI! :D
G: Bai! *Owwie* :c.

New adoptabels! (worms)

Wormie

Howdy ya'll! :D

Pot

Here is some moar pets 2 adopt:

Frozen (RARE)

Awesome trades! O.o

"Bubbles doesn't liek unfair trades111!"

Howdy! :D

My reaction to so OMMGAA TRADEEE!!11!

-Ty so much every Derpy! I have gotten so many cool trades and I have also sent many trades so OOOOMG. So... xD. All I just wanna say is TY so much 4 trading with me. I love my pets and items I got so far. And I think I'm gettin moar xD. Well... Now have a nice day and check out these cute pictures :DD. Don't forget to say hello Bubbles! :D.

My sitting cat colletion so far!

Cleocatra

CR200 and Gold

Howdy y'all! :D

Stripes

Jade and SnowBell

Orange

Flower and SMILE

Here are all the warriors I have so far:

Snowcast the christmas tree

Bluepaw the sientist

Derpy's tree O.o

Treezie the tree

"Derpy, have u cn my... Uuh, where did dat tree came from?"
-Oh! Dat? Don't mind 'bout it, it's my pet tree. :DD.
"A tree... As a pet?"
-Ya, I just got it from trade. And of course I'm not stupid. I like it :D.
"Ooh... Like as a furniture am I right?"
-Uum... Nu I guess :D.
"K,then whats it's name?"
-It's name is Treezie. Of course cuz she's a tree. xD
"Cool! Is she a christmas tree?"
-Ya, she actually is but not now cuz it's summer tree. xDD
"Haha! ikr! xDDD"


~Derpy and Chip~

Chip's math lesson :D

Wazzup Derpies? xD

-Today, we r gunna c... That how is Chip doing in her mat lesson. *Walks to Bluepaw's room*
-Howdy Chip and Blu, how is it goin?
=Well hello there, Mrs. Derpy. Right now I'm teaching Chip to learn some more math.
"This stinks..."
-Now now Chip. When u r adult u will need those math skills!
=Now Chip dear... Tell me what is ten point nine?
"How I supose 2 know?"
-Chip... U will learn it someday. :)
"Aww chucks! I hate math..."
=Chip! Now please be a dear and say sorry.
"Sry..."
=No no... It's sorry not sry... /).-
-Ahem, Blu... It's not 'bout how she talks... ):T
=Oh, pardon me. I just don't understand the way you speak...
"It's K but this is a math lesson xD"
-Anyway... Let's say Bai to our derpies! :D
"Bai!"
="Bai?" Don't you mean bye? :I

New friends! O.o

Bluepaw the sientist.

Snowcast the kittytree.

Hiya Derpys! :D

-And today, we're gonna show you our brand new friends!
=Uuh... Excuse me, but the incorrect word is Derpies. /).-
"Uuh, Derpy? Who are these two?"
-Don't worry Chip! They are just friends of mine. Welcome Bluepaw, the sientist!
=S-sorry what? I'm busy to learn those... Odd words of yours. Like the letters: R and U.
-Uuh... It's not about acksent, Blue. It's a shotrcut jk? :T.
=Oh I see... I have no idea how you use them...
-Well anyway! Also welcome here: Snowcast! :D
(Howdy.)
"So Snow, I c ur dressed as a christmas tree, eh?"
(That's right! I love ziz style!!1!)
=The incorrect word is "this"...
-K, so... What u guyz wanna do?
(Have nu idea gurl.)
=UGH! How do you guys spell those words? D:
-Haha! It's kk Blue. U don't have to talk like we do :).
=Aww... Thank you. But still I wanna learn it :D.
"Anyway... Bai guyz!"
-Bai! C u soon!
="See" Is the incorrect word of C...
(Oh suddup sientist! xDD)

Chip's nightmare story

Hayo Derpies! :D

-Derpy here, telling u 'bout Chip's nightmare. Hope u enjoy but Chip did not D:.

-It was sleepy time. Chip hopped 2 her crib and asked me 2 read her a bedtime story. She wanted to choose the book. She chose my Sci-fi UFO book. I told her no, becuz it was only 4 my ages. She told me that she won't see any nightmares. I said "Fine" and readed the book 2 her. She didn't like what she heard. She was afraid and hided under her blanket. I asked were she alright. She just nod her head like nuthin was happening. I stopped reading the book and told her it's sleepy time. I putted her blanket on her, and went to living room. I keeped her door open 4 sure. She couldn't sleep 4 a while. She spinned around her crib. Finally she grapped her dino plush and hugged it. She taked the plush next 2 her so she could sleep. It did work. But then Chip started to saw nightmares. A black ghost with skeleton head and blue glowing eyes floated in her room! The dino plushies started to live. The whole room moved. But then suddenly, the door cracked and to the room stepped... Derpy with red glowing eyes! Chip woked up and shouted. I stared at her weirdly. She regonized that it was only a dream. -U K? I asked and walked to her holding a candle. "Derpy! I saw a bad dream about this room. Everything were evil!" Chip shouted and kicked the Sci-Fi book off from her bed. -Stop shouting and kicking stuff. It wasn't the books falt. It was ur mind. Derpy said calmly and picked the book to shelf. "But... I though that I..." Chip started. -Ik Chip, it was a bad dream. Now let's forget those and have a sleep. I smiled and putted Chip back to sleep.

-Well folks that's all I got! :D

~Derpy~

How to steal souls! O.o

Hayya! :DD


-Derpy here back again. And today, I'm going to tell u how 2 trick ppl in CS! :D

So, here r the steps 2 trick:

1.Find someone who singnature says this: "Click this 4 free rares" or "Click to eat fluffy food or "don't click this link..." Or anything.
2.Click it.
3.Don't worry, it's just a trick! No1 gets ur soul! :DD.
4.Click the: "Start collecting souls!" button and make a name to it. Copy the forum code and paste it anywhere u want.
5.Happy soul eating! :D

Click here to give me souls!: [url=http://www.mindistortion.tv/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Derpynya :3]don't click this link...[/url]

Derpy's trading rules! :D

Erro ppl! :DD

-So as u can c, I'm bit better feeling right now. So what were gonna do is telling u the trading rules of mine! xD

1.Be fair.
2.Trade me wishlist pets or items :)
3.Rarity or date matters to me.
4.U can send me free pets or items if u wanna be on my gifters list :D.
5.My NFT Derpy's group pets r nu 4 trade unless fair.
6.I LOVE Warrior Cats :)
7.Send me cupcakes plz! :D
8.Most pets wanted r: Malk cats from 2009-2010, Valentine cats from 2010, warriors, chipmunks,rares and WL pets xD
9.Have a nice day! :D

Love: ~Derpy~

Art adoptions (how it works) :D

Hai Derpies!

"And today, I'm gonna tell ya the rules of adoptions! And of course Derpy is still sick in her room so lets not bother her. So... Let's start!"

"Mkay, so first of all u pick a pet u would like from: Dogs, cats, quinea pigs, bunnies and plenty other pets! U can only adopt Derpy's pets what she has drawn herself. (NOT CS 1). Just remember not the one from CS codes! The only ones made  by Derpy and used by paint. So then u click art pet u want. Copy the picture and put in everywhere u want! U can even print it to ur walls of stuff. (Any1 can adopt the pets as many as wants. No limits!). Have u noticed the names under the art? Derpy names them all but u can also name it again. (DON'T use the pictures to draw ur own ones or using them as bases!) Also some pets have rarites! There is only these kinds: Rare, Very rare OMG so rare. U can also send us bases so Derpy can draw u new pets to adopt. Hope u enjoy adopting!"

Love: Chip <3

Also if u wanna see the website of  Derpy's REAL art shop, go here:

More adoptabels! (Quinea pigs)

PikaPika (VERY RARE)

Herro! Here is even MOER pets! :D

Mini Chip (OMMAGAD SO RARE)

Yuri

Poka

Aki

More adoptabels (bunnies)

Alicia

Howdy! :D Here is some bunnehs xD

Honey

Radiobun

BunBun (RARE)

Andy

Cleo's sister? O.o

Jade the Nefera

Hai Derpies! :D

"And welcome back! I'm sorry dat Derpy is not here cuz of her sickness :c"
:Ya, we'd really want her here ;-;
*Wazzap ya'll?*
"Amm... Cleo, who is this?"
:Oh gawd... That is my sister, Jade.
*Oh, hi big sister Cleocatra!*
:Well howdy... ):I
"When did she get here?"
:I think she followed us here to Derpy's group.
*Ya, I actually did... I'm, sorry.*
:U needed to watch the pyramid! Wat were u thinkin'?!
*I'm sorry, okay? I just wanted new home :,c*
"Aww... Poor her. Let's not send her back to Egypt. She relly is sad."
:Ya... I think ur right, Chip.
*Really? Can I stay??11!*
:Yeh, I'm sure Derpy won't mind. :)
*YAYY!11!*
"Haha! Now c'mon! Let's make her feel like home :D"

More adoptabels! (dogs)

Titi

Scar (RARE)

Mini Derpy (OMG SO RARE)

Howdy! Here is some more pets.

Anna

Snoopi

Shally (RARE)

Derpy's art shop! (cats)

Stripes

Mini Cleo (OMG SO RARE)

-Howdy! Welcome 2 my art shop. Here r the pets u may adopt. Don't worry! There r becoming more pages of these so here is not all! U may now look around and adopt the pets u want. U can name the pets again if u wanna. Happy adopting! Bases by: Me.
Color by: Me

Ruble

Bubblegum

Mina

Neo (RARE)

The Egypt event is ovar! D:

The Cleocatra

-Hiya my Derpies! :D
"And welcome again! xD"
-So today, we are checking the Egypt!
"Uhh.. Derpy, why is the Cleocatra out from her pyramid?"
-Idk Chip. We better ask her.

-Hello Ms. Cleo. :)
Oh, well hello.
"What r u doing out here alone?"
Well, the curse is now over, and I can rest in peace but...
-But what?
*sigh* Nothing. I just cannot sleep cuz... I want to explore.
-Well then why don't u join us? We are the Derpy group.
Really? Could I explore the Cs with you??
"Ya, decides if you don't wannabe alone."
Of course! I wanna be with you!!11
-Haha! Well then, shal we go adventuring? x3
"YA!"
Sure! :D

New items! :D

"Derpy, Derpy!"
-Wow! Relax, wat is it?
"U have to see my crib!"
-Uuh... Alright fine then ,Chip! :D.
"Derpy, look at all those dinosaurs!!11!"
-Wow! U have decorated ur crib! O.o.
"Ik! Check out that amazing dino mobile! Oh, how about these plushies!?"
-Ik, ur crib is beautiful, Chip.
"Ik, and I love dinos! xD"
-That's right, Chip! And 'bout that u can thank our friend. She also gave me a new hair colour.
"Wow! U painted ur hair white?"
-Yup! It fits on me better then da orange 1.
"I love these new items, ty so much dear traders!"
-Ya. Ty!

Love: Chip and Derpy :3