New friends! O.o

Bluepaw the sientist.

Snowcast the kittytree.

Hiya Derpys! :D

-And today, we're gonna show you our brand new friends!
=Uuh... Excuse me, but the incorrect word is Derpies. /).-
"Uuh, Derpy? Who are these two?"
-Don't worry Chip! They are just friends of mine. Welcome Bluepaw, the sientist!
=S-sorry what? I'm busy to learn those... Odd words of yours. Like the letters: R and U.
-Uuh... It's not about acksent, Blue. It's a shotrcut jk? :T.
=Oh I see... I have no idea how you use them...
-Well anyway! Also welcome here: Snowcast! :D
(Howdy.)
"So Snow, I c ur dressed as a christmas tree, eh?"
(That's right! I love ziz style!!1!)
=The incorrect word is "this"...
-K, so... What u guyz wanna do?
(Have nu idea gurl.)
=UGH! How do you guys spell those words? D:
-Haha! It's kk Blue. U don't have to talk like we do :).
=Aww... Thank you. But still I wanna learn it :D.
"Anyway... Bai guyz!"
-Bai! C u soon!
="See" Is the incorrect word of C...
(Oh suddup sientist! xDD)